Driving Inertia- A Texas Break
- Well, at least the Crawfish were good.
- When It All Goes Wrong
- It’s a Shotgun Marriage in New Orleans
- Avoiding Death and STDs on Bourbon Street
- The Best Beer in New Orleans
- Doing the Tourist Thing: Cafe du Monde in New Orleans
- The Battle of the Po’ Boy
- A Quick Tour of New Orleans
- Lisa’s Been to All 50 States!
Hard Rock Casino | Las Vegas, NV
I say, old chap, what a jolly place to get a drink! All you do is sit in front of one of the whirlymajigs and a chesty barmaid brings you cocktails. Of course you have to keep depositing those funny American coins into the contraption to keep it spinning, but as long as it keeps spinning, the drinks keep coming!
What a lovely cocktail of a crowd! One part pneumatic American female, two parts skeevie gringo, shake in a little frat boy for flavor, and let the party commence. Careful on the clubs, they won’t let you in with sandals, so best to keep to the wingtips, I say.
And the best part, the prostitutes are free! Maybe it was a foreigner discount, but I didn’t pay a dime to sleep with my sinful ladies. What a grand time!