Comments on: Sprecher Brewery | Milwaukee, WI http://bartannica.com/2009/01/24/sprecher-brewery-milwaukee-wi/ Est. 1599 Thu, 16 Jun 2011 23:46:00 +0000 hourly 1 By: Lisa http://bartannica.com/2009/01/24/sprecher-brewery-milwaukee-wi/comment-page-1/#comment-26 Lisa Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:20:31 +0000 http://bartannica.com/?p=216#comment-26 Let me tell you how not to prepare for the Sprecher Brewery tour. One hour before, do not gulp multiple glasses of Orangina. Do not eat a cheesy grilled sandwich, multiple macaroons, cherries, and olives. Your stomach has a limited capacity. You will not be able to fully enjoy your four glasses of fantastic beer and unlimited soda. Not to mention the strange brews they pull out for sampling, like the pizza brew and a couple of unusual, limited edition African brews, and the odd concoction drink-off like the Ravin' Red vs. Cherry Cola slushy competition. The Sprecher Brewery tour must be prepared for with appropriate gravity. Preferably fasting for 24 hours in advance. Only then will you be able to appreciate the genius. Also, prepare for children. Lots of them. Watch your fucks and thank yous. Let me tell you how not to prepare for the Sprecher Brewery tour.

One hour before, do not gulp multiple glasses of Orangina. Do not eat a cheesy grilled sandwich, multiple macaroons, cherries, and olives.

Your stomach has a limited capacity.

You will not be able to fully enjoy your four glasses of fantastic beer and unlimited soda. Not to mention the strange brews they pull out for sampling, like the pizza brew and a couple of unusual, limited edition African brews, and the odd concoction drink-off like the Ravin’ Red vs. Cherry Cola slushy competition.

The Sprecher Brewery tour must be prepared for with appropriate gravity. Preferably fasting for 24 hours in advance. Only then will you be able to appreciate the genius.

Also, prepare for children. Lots of them. Watch your fucks and thank yous.

]]> By: BARTANNICA » Brocach Irish Pub | Milwaukee, WI http://bartannica.com/2009/01/24/sprecher-brewery-milwaukee-wi/comment-page-1/#comment-24 BARTANNICA » Brocach Irish Pub | Milwaukee, WI Wed, 28 Jan 2009 02:36:02 +0000 http://bartannica.com/?p=216#comment-24 [...] sit at the bar. We get menus, Lisa sees they have warm drinks, so she orders a hot toddy. I get a Sprecher. Bartender has no idea how to make Lisa’s drink so he looks it up. He struggles through, it [...] [...] sit at the bar. We get menus, Lisa sees they have warm drinks, so she orders a hot toddy. I get a Sprecher. Bartender has no idea how to make Lisa’s drink so he looks it up. He struggles through, it [...]

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