Driving Inertia- A Texas Break
- Well, at least the Crawfish were good.
- When It All Goes Wrong
- It’s a Shotgun Marriage in New Orleans
- Avoiding Death and STDs on Bourbon Street
- The Best Beer in New Orleans
- Doing the Tourist Thing: Cafe du Monde in New Orleans
- The Battle of the Po’ Boy
- A Quick Tour of New Orleans
- Lisa’s Been to All 50 States!
Light Beer Makes Me Sleep Badly
I don’t think I would have ever realized this if my father-in-law hadn’t said anything, but it’s true: light beer fucks with my sleep. Something in the reduced caloric intake, it just makes me toss and turn and sleep restlessly.
My father-in-law confessed that it gives him nightmares — light beer nightmares. Maybe that’s what it is. I’m tossing and turning trying to evade the dreaded light-beer-opolous before I find myself giving a speech only wearing my light-beer-briefs (OMG, they’re cold). I wish I’d remember the dreams.
And it doesn’t happen with anything else — wine, booze, stout, porter, cocktails, car-bombs — nothing else does it. What gives? Am we the only ones?